Ahhhhh!! So embarrassing!!

The leader was still pointing at my crotch as she looked at me with a face of shock, “Why the hell are you erect?! Are you some kind of pervert?! You are, aren’t you?! And why do you even have that?!! Are you some kind of sick pervert that crossdresses?!”

Eh… Errr… How long have they been here? Have they not met other futas in this World yet? That’s actually quite surprising…

Ather finally looked down and noticed the tent I was pitching. I wasn’t sure how she would react to it but I got my answer when she flipped the page on her sketchbook and started frantically drawing something.

Really? Even this is something you want to sketch?

Wait, of course she does… What am I talking about?

Anyway…

I cleared my throat and tried to salvage as much dignity as I could from this, “Ahem… I’m not sure what you are talking about? Is this your first time seeing a futa? You must have been living in some kind of cloister or a remote region for you not to know that there’s a third sex in this World… Also, you called me out so early in the morning and this is just morning wood…”

The group of women looked at each other and it was clear from the expression on their faces that they have definitely not met a futa before.

Hmm… Now that I think about it… Despite looking like this, they must have acted like prudes and stayed away from anything sexual so I guess it’s not that surprising…

They turned back to me and the leader gave me a skeptical look, “What’s a futa?”

Sorry, this is my fault. I was expecting them to be cultured in some way but that was obviously too much of an expectation to begin with…

I looked around and aside from Ather, myself and this group of women, there wasn’t anyone else within earshot right now so I decided to just explain it to them straightforwardly.

“I basically have both a dick and a vagina. And before you ask, I was born like that and yes, this is normal, there are quite a lot of others like me.”

The leader of their group continued to stare at me before she shook herself out of her stupor.

“Whatever, can you put it down then? This is literally sexual harassment.”

Put it down? Does she think that you can just push a dick down to stop it from being erect or something? And also… Sexual harassment? I’m pretty sure if she went to the guards and told them someone had an erection in front of her, they would not even see anything wrong with it anyway.

Nevertheless, I don’t want to make too big of a fuss about it so I just did my best to angle away from them to hide it and hope it goes away by itself.

But I guess this kind of confirms that these people, or at least the leader in particular, probably never got laid before.

I cleared my throat, “Ahem… So why are you looking for me?”

Her face immediately darkened, “Isn’t it obvious? Your little group assaulted my friends! We demand compensation! What’s your answer?!”

“Hmm? If I remember correctly, it was your side that attacked us first? We acted in self defence.”

“Don’t lie! It’s because you provoked them to attack you in the first place!”

“Let me recall… When I first met those four…” I mused, pointing at the four women I met earlier. “They started accosting us when we weren’t even paying attention to them. Then that mage over there tried to cast an offensive spell on us so my companion reacted to protect us.”

“You shot her! With a gun!! How can you even think that is an appropriate response?!”

I tilted my head, “And you think throwing a giant fireball is somehow not as bad as shooting someone? Do you think the fire would just tickle us or something? That spell would have burned the entire building down too.”

“Ha! Fireball?! She was trying to throw a water ball at you! All it would have done was just soak you! And you responded with a gun! Are you crazy?!”

I blinked at her, “No… She definitely summoned a fireball, not a water ball.”

“Do you have any proof?!”

“Err… I’m pretty sure everyone at the Guild that day can be our witness.”

“They’re all not reliable since they have crooked morals too!”

“… And I suppose I should ask where your evidence is for us attacking your friends?”

“They told me themselves! And they are much more reliable than a bunch of strangers!”

I can’t deal with this…

I sighed, “Ok, whatever. What do you want? Let’s just get this over with.”

She raised up her hand and showed me all five fingers.

I frowned at her, “What’s that supposed to mean? You want me to highfive you or something?”

“Pay us five million Creas or else we’ll sue you.”

I was still in the midst of processing her words before I could even reach a state of disbelief when a voice came from behind me.

“WHAT?!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!”

I turned back just in time to see Emilia leaping past the doors to land in front of me, her face contorted with rage.

Oof… I didn’t even know she was eavesdropping on us… And I guess it’s not surprising for her to be this angry after hearing what this woman wanted…

The leader of that karen group narrowed her eyes at my Nekomata, “Who the heck are you?”

Emilia crossed her arms, “I’m the financial manager of this party. Anything financial related has to go through me first!”

“That’s perfect then. I don’t want to waste time so just pay us five million Creas and we can just let all this go.”

Just so you know… She’s basically asking for five hundred million dollars…

Yeah… There’s absolutely no way we are paying that just for what happened.

Obviously Emilia had no intention to pay that as well and she just glared at the woman in front of her, “There is absolutely no chance of us paying that money. You can go ahead and do whatever you plan to do if we don’t pay.”

The woman furrowed her brows, “Are you sure you want to do this? You’re going to regret this, you know?!”

“Sure, go ahead and make us regret it then.”

The woman actually let out a growl at Emilia before she suddenly broke into a smile.

“We thought that you might say something like that so we already went ahead to get the authorities involved! Pol– Guards!”

Two men wearing the guard’s uniform stepped out from around the corner, both of them looking like they would rather be anywhere else but here. Although I did notice that both of them were eyeing the group of women with rather intentional gazes.

Ah great… Don’t tell me we’re dealing with simps…

They approached us slowly and stood beside their group, the one on the right addressing us.

“Alright… What’s the problem here, Karen?” He asked the leader.

No way… Her name’s actually Karen? You’ve got to be kidding me… If she transmigrated here, she should have chose the name herself right? So either that was already her name in our old World or… I actually can’t think of any other reason why she might have picked that name.

That Karen pointed her finger at me, “She’s the one we told you about! She assaulted us!”

I’m pretty sure that’s not how things work here but the guards turned to me and made a face.

“Is that true lady?” He asked.

“No,” I told him simply.

“Well… Is there anyone who can vouch for you?”

“The Guild.”

Karen crossed her arms, “No, no. We are talking about a separate incident. Her group attacked us outside the Guild and injured five of my members! We demand compensation for the physical, emotional and mental trauma we had to go through!”

Oh my god, she’s straight up lying now?

The guards nodded at her before turning back to me, “I see, I see… Miss… I think you and I both know that we all don’t want this to escalate this further than it has to so why don’t you just pay whatever she asks for and we can all–“

“But we do,” Emilia interrupted the guard before he could finish his words.

My Nekomata unclasped her sword and pointed the tip of the blade at the Karen in front of her, causing everyone else to take a step back in surprise.

“We challenge their party to a duel. If they win, we will pay them the fees that they have requested from us. If we win instead, they will owe us the same amount.”

Wait… We can do that? Is this something legal? How do the laws even work here?

You know what, I’m not even going to question it…

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