GOD OF WAR YE FAN: SEXY SISTER-IN-LAW INSISTED ON MARRYING ME

“Brother Fan, who is this old man?” Xiao Xiaoya was very pleased with her outfit today, feeling that she had showcased the best parts of her body. But suddenly, this old man blocked her perfect figure, wasn’t that preventing Brother Ye Fan from admiring it?

“Are you sick in the head?” Xiao Ya chided petulantly as she swiftly tore off Xu Wandao’s clothes from her body and threw them aside.

On the other side, Daya didn’t react quite as violently, but still felt uncomfortable being suddenly wrapped in a bedsheet. She also ripped it off and tossed it away.

“You… Ah, my good cabbages, in the end, they are going to be ravaged by pigs! Ye Fan, I’ll kill you!” Xu Wandao, upon seeing his daughters in such a state, immediately understood everything.

He had no idea what kind of love potion Ye Fan had given them, but his daughters seemed to have completely fallen for him.

They were even willing to wear these uniforms for Ye Fan to see, was there anything they wouldn’t do?

While speaking, Xu Wandao fiercely gripped Ye Fan’s neck and pushed him up against the wall.

Normally, with Xu Wandao’s Martial Emperor Level strength, he could have easily dealt with Ye Fan’s Martial Saint Realm abilities.

But at this point, since Ye Fan was about to ravish his two cabbages, Ye Fan just endured it, letting the old man vent his anger.

After all, this man was his future father-in-law!

However, seeing Ye Fan being bullied like this, Daya and Xiao Ya at his side were immediately displeased, “You old fart! Let go of Brother Fan, or I swear I’ll poison you to death!”

Daya and Xiao Ya, the two sisters, quickly moved in, drawing their daggers and brandishing them at Xu Wandao, “We are on a date with Brother Fan, what’s it to you? Who are you, anyway?”

“…” Xu Wandao was so frustrated, he felt like going mad, “I am your father!”

???

This phrase was intended to convey the truth, but to Daya and Xiao Ya, it sounded like Xu Wandao was cursing at someone.

“Tch! I am your father now!” Xiao Ya, more hot-tempered, chastised as she swung the dagger in her hand, lunging at Xu Wandao, “Today, this young lady will let you see what happens when you mess with my man!”

My god!

Xu Wandao felt as miserable as if he had swallowed a fly. He was the biological father of the two girls, yet they weren’t acknowledging him, even claiming that he was their father!

What on earth was happening?

Of course, Xu Wandao could not really harm his daughters. Seeing Xiao Ya’s dagger coming at him, he instinctively reached out to grab her arm, attempting to block her attack.

A sinister smile surfaced on Xiao Ya’s lips!

You old pervert, how dare you bully my Fan!

Hmph!

Let’s see if my Calamity Poison Body doesn’t poison you to death! I’ll show you just how formidable we are.

“Commander Xu, be careful! Don’t touch her wrists!”

Just as Xu Wandao was about to grab Xiao Ya’s wrist, Ye Fan urgently cautioned him, blocking Xu Wandao’s arm and neutralizing Xiao Ya’s attack in the process.

Xiao Ya’s skin was all toxic. Even though Xu Wandao had Martial Emperor Level strength, a single touch would certainly poison him… Although Ye Fan was here, a divine physician who wouldn’t let him die, detoxification was always a hassle, wasn’t it?

Ye Fan had good intentions stopping Xu Wandao, but Xu Wandao was not happy about it.

“Get lost! What do you mean by that? They’re my daughters, so you can touch them, but I can’t even touch their hands?” Xu Wandao was like a resentful little wife at that moment, full of jealousy out of nowhere.

Ye Fan held him back because he was afraid Xu Wandao would get poisoned, but Xu Wandao misunderstood, thinking Ye Fan didn’t want him to touch Xiao Ya’s wrist, which made him even angrier and he shoved Ye Fan aside!

“I’m going to touch her, what can you do about it?” Xu Wandao, as if putting on a demonstration, moved closer to Xiao Ya, grabbed her wrist excitedly, and said, “My girl, I really am your biological father!”

“Twenty years ago, after a great fire, I thought you all perished. I investigated for so long and found no trace of you. I never expected to finally see you today. I’m so overwhelmed!” Xu Wandao burst into tears, his voice choking with emotion.

But Xiao Ya and Da Ya stood there indifferently, without a hint of emotional fluctuation, looking at Xu Wandao as if he were an idiot.

“Why are you like this? Why do you so love claiming to be someone’s father? We’ve been orphans since we were little; our parents were poisoned to death by the toxins in our bodies a long time ago. Where would we even have a father?” Xiao Ya frowned at Xu Wandao, “By the way, old man, you’d better let go of my hand, otherwise, the poison in my body will end your life!” Your next journey awaits at My Virtual Library Empire

Though Xiao Ya was scolding him, there was still a blood bond between them, so when they got close to each other, Xiao Ya felt a strange sensation.

It seemed that she found this man in front of her very familiar.

“I’m not lying to you… Look, this is the DNA test report. We are a complete match; you two really are my biological daughters. I, Xu Wandao, have hope to live for once again…” Xu Wandao handed the DNA test results to Da Ya and Xiao Ya, his eyes filled with expectation, “Quick! Let daddy give you a hug!”

With the DNA test there, these two silly girls should believe it now, right?

But to Xu Wandao’s frustration, Xiao Ya and Da Ya just glanced at the results and then threw them at Xu Wandao’s feet, “Keep making things up! Keep going… Hmph! Sister Huizi said that almost everything can be faked nowadays. You think by faking a DNA test result, you can fool us into acknowledging you as our father? Dream on!”

Yamada Eiko had been “leading astray” Da Ya and Xiao Ya these past few days, and it appeared she had indeed taught them something.

Ye Fan nodded approvingly. At least Da Ya and Xiao Ya had learned to discern some things, and were no longer complete blank slates.

“I…” Xu Wandao, full of gloom, grabbed his own hair in frustration, “This… Ye Fan, tell them… waaah…”

Xu Wandao was still berating when suddenly, he realized that his speech had become slurred. He touched his mouth and was instantly shocked!

“Hey… Why is there so much white foam in my mouth… why do my legs suddenly feel so weak…”

Boom!

The next moment, Xu Wandao’s legs buckled, and with a look of disbelief in his eyes, he fell to the ground, his body convulsing violently, his palms turning black in an instant.

“This… I…” As soon as Xu Wandao opened his mouth, bubbles foamed out, and he looked comedically pathetic, his face filled with confusion as he turned to Ye Fan.

Xu Wandao knew that since Ye Fan had saved him the day before, he would probably not kill him now, so there had to be some misunderstanding about today’s incident.

Ye Fan sighed deeply and said, “Commander Xu, I told you just now not to touch her wrist! Do not touch her wrist, but you didn’t listen, and now you’re paying the price, aren’t you? The two sisters have what’s known as a ‘Calamity Poison Body,’ a rarity that occurs once every thousand years. Their entire bodies are full of toxins; you get poisoned just by touching them!”

This stubbornness of Xu Wandao is truly a match for his student, Jiang Xiuming!

“Hmph! You old fool, now you know how formidable I am, don’t you? Let’s see if you dare to bully my Brother Fan anymore…” Xiao Ya snorted coldly, and together with Da Ya, approached and took Ye Fan’s arms affectionately, one on each side, “Brother Fan, we’ve already learned a lot of experiences (positions). Let’s not let this old thing ruin our mood. Let’s just go to another room, we don’t want to waste any more time!”

Plip!

Da Ya and Xiao Ya, one on each side, planted a kiss on Ye Fan’s cheeks!

Such intimate gestures made Xu Wandao feel like a million grass mud horses were sprinting through his heart!

Damn! Damn!

Beasts, beasts… This guy is definitely doing it on purpose…

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